Lot of Blox by The Dream Team
AN! ALSO STILL AWAKE? IT'S 12 PM, MEANS L THAT'S ENOUGH LAMER TALK ABOUT GERJAN. WHY IS THE DREAM TEAM SOOOOOOO COOOOOOO PUT NAMES AND PERSONAL THINGS IN OUR DEM WHOOPS I'M A REAL COMPUTERJUNK SO W - YZ[//^^__^^ !"!"TTVVV//// - COOLER THEN THE REFEGERATOR, BETTER THEN FUCKING! WHAT A COOL DEMO! LET'S INTRODUCE: FALCO AT 12 P.M! DATE: MONDAY 14 SEPTEMBER 1987! HOW I LIKE THIS DEMO! IT'S ONE OF MY COOLEST TILL NOW! I AM GONNA START WITH SOME MESSAGES TO THE VARIOUS GUYS...BAZ...FROG! FROG! I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT COWS, FROGS AND BAZ HAVE IN COMMON! I THINK THAT YOUR SCROLLIE IS VERRY COLD MY FRIEND! HEY GERJAN! ALSO STILL AWAKE? IT'S 12 PM, MEANS GERJAN SHOULD BE DOING SOME IN-WRITING RIGHT NOW! NOTE TO THE BLOODY HAIRED ONE FROM TUC; COOL STUFF ON AMIGA! HEY UGLY EDWIN POSTEMA! WE HATE YOU! HEY SERGE! GERJAN HAS BEEN TELLING STORYS ABOUT YOU, WHICH SHOULDN'T BE REPEAT! PLEASE KEEP YOUR PROMISES AND TRY TO BEHAVE IN TRAINS! HEY PACO:! HOW DO YA LIKE OUR NIGHT-CONFERENCES?! I THINK THEY ARE COOL UNTIL SLEEP ARIVES 'ROUND THE CORNER! PLEASE STOP SNORRING IN YOUR SLEEP! YOU ARE THE LOUDEST SNORRER I HAVE EVER HEARD! YOU WOKE US UP! SO...NEXT TIME, WE WILL TAPE YOUR NOSE TOGETHER! GERJAN...XAVIERA WANTS TO TRY YOUR NOSE....BUT WITH WHO WE SHOULD FEEL SORRY?! A DEATH WISH: SEND A BROKEN NECK TO OUR GYMNASTICS TEACHER! HE LIKES TO GIVE EVERYBODY 30 PUSH UPS TO TIDY YOUR MUSCLES LOSE! (THE LAMER!) HEY HCA...I MAKE YOU MY NUMBER ONE....ON THE ABSOLUTE IDIOT LIST....BUT THOUGH, I THINK YOU ARE VERRY SMART...(WHO IN THE WORLD BUT HCA CAN GET 8 HOURS TO LATE ON A COPY-PARTY?) NOTE TO PATRICK....HEY WHY DON'T WE SEE YOU SO MUCH?! FRIENDLY NOTE AND ADVICE TO RUUD: PLEASE LEAVE OUR GUESTS IN PEACE NEXT TIME! (I MEAN OFFCOURSE TUC, AND NOT HOROR CREW (GET THEM!)) SPEAKING ABOUT HORROR CREW....I ALWAYS LIKE IT WHEN LAMERS BUY OUR INTRO MAKER (HER HER!) A BIG NOTE TO DEELDO OF HOROR CREW...: PLEASE DON'T COME BACK...JUST TAKE A CONTRACT FROM US....NOTE TO MYSELF: WHY THE FUCL AM I TO LAZY TO FINISH MY DIRECTORY PROGRAM! GET ON IT FALCO! I THINK I WILL WRITE TO 1 PM, AS I WILL HAVE TO GET OUT OF MY BED EARLY! SPEAKING ABOUT EARLY...WHO'S ALWAYS THE FIRST WITH THE TRAINERS, HE? YEP...YOU GUESSED IT... LET'S TELL A SIMPLE JOKE: WHICH ORGAN OF A BOY IS MOST USED WHEN HE IS MASTRUBATING????? HIS EARS CAUSE HE IS LISTING IF SOMEONE IS COMING!!!! (LAAAAMMME) LAST NIGHT, I AND 2 OTHER MEMBERS (GERJAN/PACO) WERE WRITTING A FANTASTIC SCROLINE, FULL OF FUN, BUT THEN SUDENLY THE TEXT-EDITOR CRASCHES AND WE LOST ALL THE TEXT! (37 BLOKS!!!) WE ARE GOING TO BREAK THIS RECORD FROM 160 BLOKS OURSELF, WITH A DEMO WITH 500 BLOKS OF TEXT! HOW THE HELL THAT POSSIBLE IS....WE ARE GOING TO MAKE A DISK FULL OF TEXT YOU SMART GUY! AND IF SOMEBODY IS SO UN-ORIGINAL TO WRITE 2 DISKS, THEN WE WILL CRAWL BACK TO OUR KEYBOARDS, AND WRITE 3,4 OR 10 DISKS FULL OF SHIT! CAUSE WE INTEND TO KEEP THE RECORD FOREVER! HEY FROG! STILL AWAKE!? LET'S PUT SOME MORE NOTES DOWN ON THE BOARD...HEY DELTA...HERE IS A CALCULATION WE MADE FOR YOU: DELTA+WAR WITH DREAM TEAM=DEAD DELTA....NO MORE COMMENTS TO THIS SUBJECT......FOR EDWIN POSTEMA AND ZORRO...YOU MUST PUT YOUR NAME IN THE PLACE OF DELTA SO WE GET A DEAD EDWIN AND A DEAD ZORRO...HAR HAR...A NOTE TO EVERYONE BUT ZORRO AND EDWIN: CONTACTING ME IS OFF COURSE A POSIBILITY...SURVIVING ME IS YET ANOTHER! BUT YOU CAN ALWAYS GIVE IT A TRY (TMC!) SO CALLLLLLL::: FOR ANYTHING INTERESTING: 071-764136 FOR UNINTERESTING: SCHUBERTLAAN 51,2324 CN,LEIDEN,THE NETHERLANDS (MAIL THAT IS!!) I AM ALMOST AT 16 BLOKS OF TEXT...STILL 3 TO GO...AFTER THE 16 BLOKS LINE, I WILL CONTINUE TOMORROW....CAUSE EVEN AN MAD ONE NEEDS SLEEP! FIRST SOME LISTS SO I AM A LAMERD: MUSIC) ROB/RED/BEN,MARTIN/MARK (SORRY DAVE, YOUR SONGS GET TO BORING!) ARTISTS: LIZ/BOB/MAT/ROB/STE/RATT/MEGA (THERE ARE MANY MORE, BUT I CAN'T REMEMBER THEM ALL)...AND YA KNOW WHAT? A PICCIE SAYS MORE THAN A THOUSAND WORDS! NOTE TO STOAT&TIM: TERRIFIC PICTURE SHOW! NOTE TO THE CREATOR OF IMPLODER: SPREAD IT, OR SUCK IT! ID YOU GUYS ALREADY KNOW WHO MADE THIS DEMO? IT'S A SECRET AND I MAY NOT TELL IT...BUT I WILL GIVE YOU A CLUE: IT'S A COOL ONE, HAS HIS OWN SCROLINE, FINDS THIS LAME, AND HAS A BROKEN MOPET....STILL NOT CLEAR...HIS COOL NAME STARTS WITH THE COOL 6TH LETTER OF THE ALPHA BET..FOR GUYS WHO CAN'T READ...HIS SCROLL IS THE UPPER ONE (DON'T YOU FIND THIS LAME DEAR READER!?) I DO! WHOOOOO 16 BLOKS WRITTEN....GOTTA STOP NOW....LISTEN...WE WILL MEET AGAIN SOON IN THIS SCROLL, OVER ABOUT 100 LETTERS, BUT IN REAL THERE IS A TIME DIFFERENCE OF 10 HOURS! (INTERESTING,EH!) ...SO... (TEMPORARLY) SAY BYYYEEEE! HI I AM BACK! IT'S JUST BEFORE THE FUCKING DEADLINE! I HATE THAT CAUSE I AM ON A HEAVY PRESSURE! BAZ IS DOING SO INMENSLY LAME RIGHT NOW.....WE LOST THAT LAME TEXT OF HIM, AND MAYBE WE MUST WRITE ANOTHER 32 BLOKS INSTEAD OF THAT SUPER-LAMER BAZ......I THINK HE IS FROGGING TO MUCH! BAZ HAS VERRRRRRYYY BIG EYES YOU KNOW! AND GERJAN HAS A BIG NOSE...AND I CAN BE VERRY HARD...WHICH MEANS: LOOK OUT DIRTY FASHION! PULL DOWN WRITING AGAINST US....OR YOU KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN...GEE....I AM GONNA GET BAZ TEXT ON THE MOPET OF PACO'S SISTER (MINE IS BROKEN) ..WE JUST ARANGED IT...I WILL BE OFF NOW........O.K! I AM BACK....NICE MOPET....IT'S HASN'T GEARS, BUT IT GOES AWAY LIKE A FLAME! I ACTULY GOT THIS MOPET ON THE REAR WHEEL (A WHEELIE YOU LAMERS!) WELL...THAT'S ONE PROBLEM LESS...SO...I AM WRITING THIS TEXT AS YOU SEE...I THINK I WILL FIRST TAKE OF MY COAT, WHICH I STILL HAVE ON FROM THE NIGHT-RIDE TO BAZZ...HE WAS ALREADY IN HIS PYAMAS! (10 O'CLOCK!) AND THAT GUY IS 16! AND LAMEST OF ALL, HIS MUM SAID TO US THAT WE MAY ONLY CALL HIM IN THE WEEKEND! BUT AFTER TERORIZING HER FOR A WHILE, WE BUSTED THAT SILLY RULE! (GOOD WORK TDT!) YEP.....IT'S TRUE...WE GOT AGAIN NEW STUFF....YESTERDAY RENEGADE, AS ONE OFF THE FIRST, AND NOW AGAIN 4 NEW CRACKS WHO NOBODY HAS! SO...CONTACT TDT IF YOU AIN'T AFRAID TO HEAR ABOUT ALL THE STUFF YOU DON'T HAVE! MY DISK-DRIVE BROKE DOWN....THERFORE I AM NOW WRITING AT HEAD-QUARTER! PACO'S COMPUTER ONLY HAS SPEED-DOS...MY COMPUTER HAS DOLPHIN-DOS! SO A TERIBLE LACK OF SPEED OVERWHELMED ME! HELP IS SAY! I GAVE MY DRIVE TO THE ULTIMATE CRACKERS, SO THEY CAN REPAIR IT....PROBALY A CONTACT MELTED...I CONTINUALY GOT THE ERROR "NO DEVICE PRESENT" WHEN I TRIED TO USE THE DRIVE.....VERRY SHITY! I NOW ALSO CAN'T PLAY THE NEW STUFF!!!! I HATE IT! I STILL HAVE TO WRITE 8 BLOKS! SO...A COOL NOTE: 1ST ROLLIE: FALCO 2ST ROLLIE: PACO 3ST ROLLIE: RUUD 4ST ROLLIE: BAZZ 5 ROLLIE: GERJAN (HE COULD HAVE BEEN AT 3 OR 4, BUT PREFERED 5!) SO...DON'T YOU FIND THIS DEMO COOL? I DO FOR SURE! HEY I HAVE STILL MY COAT ON! NOW I WILL REMOVE IT! YEP...OFF. SHIT! I THROWED MY COAT ON THE BED, AND NOW I REMEMBER I HAVE STILL THE (SMALL) DIGITIZER IN MY POCKET! SO I HOPE - IT STILL WORKZ! WE WANTED ORIGIANLY SOME COOL DIGI'S IN IT...BUT DUE TO A LACK OF RASTERTIME, THE IDEA WENT INTO THE BUM....GERJAN IS NOW OF TO DELFT WITH THE TRAIN, TO GET SOME NEW CRACKS WHICH NOBODY HAS...AND WE WILL SPREAD THEM ALONG WITH THIS DEMO! SO...IT MUST GET READY TODAY! STILL 4 BLOCK TO WRITE....I LIKE THAT EVERBODY LIKES MY DEMO! NOTE TO BAZZ....STILL SLEEPING WITH PYAMAS? (WE FIND IT LAME!) FRIDAY, MEGA IS COMING WITH SOME NEW PICCIES....AND WE WILL THROW THEM IN A BIG DEMO, OR JUST SPREAD THEM AS SINGLE FILES....MEGA'S PICCIES CAN BE VERRY COOL...FUCK! I AM HUNGRY! I DID NOT EAT ANYTHING FOR SUPPER, CAUSE I WAS SO EARLY AT HEADQUARTER! AND I FORGOT TO GET SOMETHING OUT OF THE WALL....SO NO FOOD FOR FALCO TODAY! (WELL...I'LL GET SOME WHEN I GET HOME) I HOPE TUC FIXES MY DISK-DRIVE VERRY FAST, CAUSE I MISS IT! I WORKED ABOUT A WEEK ON THIS DEMO.....NOW PLEASE DON'T THINK I CAN'T PROGRAM OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT, CAUSE I WORKED EVERY DAY A HOUR OF 3 ON IT, AND SOME DAYS I DIDN'T WORK AT ALL! OVERALL, I THINK ABOUT 14, SAY 15 HOURS AT THIS DEMO...AND THAT INCLUDES THINKING ABOUT THE DEMO, YER KNOW, HOW IT'S GONNA LOOK LIKE, AND IF IT IS POSSIBLE (I THINK THINKING IS THE TOUGHEST PART OF DEMOS) TO BE FAIR, I DON'T LIKE DEMO MAKING SO MUCH...I PREFER CRACKING, TRAINING AND INTRO-MAKING...AND I ALSO LIKE MAKING UTILITIES....WELL...I AM GONNA LEAVE NOW...PACO IS TAKING OVER THIS SCROLLIE...AND I WILL SOON APPEAR AT THE BOTTEM SCROLLIE....SO..TILL THEN IS SAY SEEEEE YYYYAAAAA! HERE IS THE THING WERE EVERYBODY IS WAITING FOR! THE DEMO WITH THE RECORD OF TEXTWRITING AND IN-WRITING! THE GUYS WHO WROTE THIS SHIT ARE: FIRST SCROLL:FALCO SECOND SCROLL:PACO(YOU ARE RIGHT THAT'S ME!) THIRD SCROLL:RUUD FOURTH SCROLL:BAZ,FROGEYE LAST(AS ALWAYS) SCROLL:GERJAN(I AM REALY MAD THAT YOU COULDN'T COME TODAY!!).. SO THAT WERE ALSO ALL THE MEMBERS FROM THE DREAM TEAM... NOW SOME NOTES(I DON'T KNOW OTHER THINGS TO TELL YO) HI HEIN(TJE) HOW IS LIFE? I HOPE GOOD CAUSE I AM COMING TO YOUR PLACE VERY VERY SOON(TOGETHER WITH THE REST OF THE DREAM TEAM EXCEPT GERJAN CAUSE HE IS A TRAITOR!! YOU KNOW WHY? IN THE SUMMERHOLIDAYS HE WAS ON A TEENAGER TRIP WITH SOME LAMERZ(SERGE(SRG),SIDE(TFF).. SO HE CAN'T GO WITH HIS OWN TEAM,DON'T YOU THINK THAT IS SHIT!WELL I THINK IT'S SHIT... WELL THAT'S ENOUGH LAMER TALK ABOUT GERJAN.. WELL IF I AM TALKING ABOUT LAMERZ I REMEMBER SOMETHING AGAIN! THAT LAMER FROM HCA!! HE CAME TO OUR COPY-PARTY 8 HOURS TO LATE,THE PARTY WAS ALREADY OVER!(SMART ASS) THEN WE WERE SO NICE TO TAKE HIM TO ONE OF OUR HOUSES(GERJAN'S) THERE HE,THEY(ALSO KGB) GOT BREAD AND MILK CAUSE THEY WERE VERY HUNGRY(THEN I DON'T MENSION THE BEER HE,THEY DRONK)... AND WHAT DOES HE DO IN RETURN? HE WROTE SHIT OF US... WELL SOMETIMES I THINK PEOPLE DON'T HAVE BRAINS? THEN THE STUPID ASS WROTE ON ONE OF HIS LAME PACKAGES 'WHY DON'T YOU SEND BACK' YOU SEE SOME PEOPLE DON'T HAVE ANY BRAINS!! SO NEXT TIME YOU WRITE SHIT YOU'LL BE GONE!! SO THINK ABOUT IT!! EH IF YOU WANT TO SWAP AGAIN,WRITE YOUR SIMPATIE OTHERWISE GO TO HELL...AND TO FSN FROM TLS... ONES WE WROTE SOMETHING STUPID ABOUT YOU!!THEN WE SAW YOU IN VENLO AND EVERYTHING WAS O.K. AGAIN...AND NOW I HEARED YOU WROTE A ANTI DEMO!!! I THINK THAT REALY SUCKS,IF YOU DO IT AGAIN WE DON'T DELAY AND START A WAR TODAY!! SO THINK ABOUT IT! WE DON'T WANT IT MAYBE YOU?.. JUST A LITTLE WARNING MAN... WELL THAT WERE ALL THE ANTI TEXTS I THINK...NOW SOME MORE FUNNY THINGZ PLEASE!!! A FEW DAYS AGO WE(RUUD,FALCO,GERJAN,BRAM AND ME OFCOURSE) HIRED SOME MOVIES...WE WATCHED THEM TILL 4 PM.. WE SAW:HOWARD THE DUCK(NICE BUT CHILDISH),FLESH AND BLOOD(A REAL HARD MOVIE,YOU SAW MUCH FLESH AND BLOOD),FUCKING IN THE COUNTRY(A REAL STUPID MOVIE) AND INTRUDER WITHIN(I DON'T KNOW THE MOVIE CAUSE I WAS SNORRING)... NOW I HIRED 2 MOVIES....KARATE KID II AND RED SONJA... HAVEN'T SEEN THEM YET!! I HOPE THEY ARE GOOD!.. SHIT AGAIN I HEAR THAT STUPID GAY(MICHEAL JACKSON) WITH HIS BAD BAD,MY SISTER PLAYS THAT FUCKIN SOUND AT VOLUME 10,THAT STUPID BITCH... HEY DAVEY I HOPE YOU CAN GET STRIKERS FOR A LOW PRICE.... IF ANYBODY CAN GET STRIKERS THEN GIVE ME A CALL 071-760245(HOLLAND) CALL ONLY IF THEY ARE CHEAP!I JUST GOT POST OF FCS.. AGAIN NEW STUFF,GEE GUYS YOU ARE REALY GETTING FAST!!! KEEP IT LIKE THAT!!SOON WE HAVE NEW DISC COVERS!WITH SOME NICE WOMEN ON IT!!! HOPE YOU LIKE THOSE TOO!! HA DIE DAVE(TWR)(AGAIN), HAVE YOU SEEN IT ALREADY,THERE IS ANOTHER RENEGADE(ILUSION DENMARK)...NOW DON'T CRY MAN!! OH FOR I FORGET A MESSAGE TO TRIPLE DYNAMOS TEAM: HEY GUY(PENETRATOR) THERE IS NOTHING TO DISGUST JUST CHANGE YOUR NAME!! AND DELTA THERE IS NO COPYRIGHT ON TDT!! BUT THE STRONGEST HAS TO KEEP THE NAME...GUESS WHO? YEP YOU GUEST IT. NOT DIFICULT DON'T YOU THINK..... MICHEAL(APG) STILL BUYING FROM RON/HTL.. WHEN ARE YOU GONNA BUY FROM US AGAIN? I HOPE SOON! OH BEFORE I FORGOT,IF YOU WANT TO CONTACT ME WRITE TO:PACO LIM,HAAGWEG 208,2324 NB LEIDEN HOLLAND OFCOURSE... HOI HUMAN/CFR I WILL SEND SOMETHING SOON O.K. JUST CALL ME AGAIN ON YOUR CONFERENCE GUYS!!! SHEEEIT I THINK IT IS REALY HARD TO WRITE SUCH A LONG SCROLLER LIKE THIS ONE... WELL I THINK I AM GONNA STOP A WHILE AND CONTINUE IT LATER......HI HERE I AM AGAIN,JUST SAW BAZ AT SCHOOL,HE WAS WRITTING LITTLE PAPERS WITH TEXT ON IT!! THE DIRTY SPIEKER!! SHIT I HAVE AGAIN A ONE FOR MY ENGLISH I THINK....ALL THE FAULT OF THIS PEACE OF COMPUTER!! I REALY HATE IT,BUT ONLY IF I AM AT SCHOOL,IF I AM AT HOME I GO UPSTAIRS AND GO TO MY COMPUTERS(I HAVE ALSO AN AMIGA)...AND AGAIN I HAVE TO WORK ON THIS SHIT SCROLLER,IT GOES OFCOURSE BEFORE MY HOMEWORK... LET ME LOOK IN MY AGENDA..ENGLISH-I DON'T LEARN IT CAUSE I DON'T GET A REPETITION(I HAD IT TODAY) GEOGRAPHY: I HAVE A WAR WITH THAT ASSHOLE SO I DON'T MAKE IT. GERMAN: I HATE GERMAN AND I ALWAYS GET ONES SO I DON'T DO THAT PART OF MY HOMEWORK MATHEMATIK: I HAVE ALREADY WROTE IT DOWN LOOKING IN MY AWNSERBOOK..GNA GNA AND DUTCH: WELL I THINK IN ENGLISH SO I DON'T THINK IT IS IMPORTANT SO I DON'T DO IT.......... CONCLUSION: HOMEWORK FREE...YEEEAAAAHHH IF I HAVE FINISHED THIS TEXT I AM GONNA WATCH A MOVIE!! I THINK IT IS GONNA BE KARATE KID II..... I AM NOW WRITING AND LISTENING TO THE NEWEST TOP 40 TAPE..... IF YOU WANT TO HAVE THE NEWEST TOP 40 TAPE CALL ME AND I MAKE ONE FOR YA FOR A LITTLE PRICE...IF YOU ARE ONE OF MY CONTACTS(NOT YOU HCA) YOU CAN GET IT FOR FREE,JUST SEND A EMPTY TAPE(90 MINUTES) TO ME WITH ONE OF YOUR SENDINGS!!! OK! THE TAPE OF SEPTEMBER IS REALY COOL!! SHIT I HOPE THE NEW PENTHOUSE AND PLAYBOY ARE OUT!! I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO IT!! I THINK THE PENTHOUSE IS BETTER THEN PLAY BOY.... OH I AM LOOKING FOR SOMEBODY IN THE STATES WHO CAN SEND ME EVERY MONTH THE NEW AMERICAN PLAYBOY AND PENTHOUSE, IF YOU BUY IT HERE IN HOLLAND YOU HAVE TO PAY A FORTUNE!! I AM NOT SOOO RICH!! A NOTE TO MY MUSIC TEACHER: I THINK YOU ARE A ASSHOLE!! YOU THINK YOUN ARE FUNNY BUT YOU ARN'T GUY....LOOK OUT OR I GET YOU KAALE EIKEL!... I HOPE HE READ THAT!! AND TO MARTIN AND JEFREY(TTC-UNFAMOUS GUYS WHO ARE AT THE SAME SCHOOL AS ME) DO YOU REALY BELIEVE THAT ASSHOLE(MAD MAX THE MAZZHOLE) I HOPE NOT! HE SAID THAT HE HAD 'OVER THE TOP' NEVER HEARD OF ANY GAME WITH THAT NAME!! BEFORE YOU TELL STORRYS MAD MAX,YOU FIRST HAVE TO CHECK IF THERE ARE ANY FAST GUYS,YOU LAMER.... I HATE MY SISTER... MY PARENTS ARE ON VACATION AND NOW SHE THINKS SHE IS THE BOSS AT HOME BUT OFCOURSE I AM!!! THE BITCH! IS THERE ANYBODY WHO THINKS SISTERS ARE GREAT... IF YOU ARE SUCH A FREAK,YOU GOT IT WRONG....I HAVE 4 SISTERS AND THEY ARE ALL LAME!!!! BE SMART BE GOOD BE FREE DON'T GET ANY SISTERS!!!! THE STUPID ASS I AM!!! TODAY I CAME HOME AND WANTED TO TAKE SOME BREAD,I TOOK THE BREAD AND FEELED IT WAS FROZEN...AGAIN A STUPID SISTER FAULT!!! JEZUS AND THEY CALL THEMSELVES WOMEN...THEY CAN'T EVEN COOK,I AND MY BIG BROTHER HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING!!! JUST THREE DAYS AND EVERYTHING WILL BE NORMAL AGAIN!! AT LEAST MY BED WILL BE CLEANED!! HEY FALCO AND GERJAN...NEXT TIME YOU STAY I AM GOING TO LIE ON MY BED FREAKS!!! NOT AS LAST TIME ON THE FLOOR...THAT'S YOUR PLACE GERJAN!! DON'T SNORE SO LOAD GERJAN... I AM ALMOST READY WITH THIS SCROLL...HEEEE I AM HAPPY!!! OH I THINK NAMES LIKE THE DREAM DIVISION ARE LAME!!! FUCK OFF YOU DREAM DIVISION... I THINK FUTURE DIVISION THINKS THE SAME.... THANX FOR YOUR POSTCARD FD...IF I GO ON VACATION NEXT YEAR I WILL ALSO SEND ONE,O.K.!! WITH SOME NICE PUSSYS.... SHIT WHAT CAN I WRITE NOW...AH WHAT I THINK OF THE HITLIST(YOU KNOW THE ONE FROM MCS/FCS) I REALY DON'T KNOW WHY THE AUSTRIAN UNION IS SOO HIGH,I THINK THEY ARN'T SUCH A GREAT GROUP NOW TSK IS LEFT... I THINK IT DESURVES PLACE 40. ARE YOU REALY HONEST! HI TSM,THANX FOR YOUR REAL NEW SENDINGS!!!! I AM REALY GLAD THAT I AM ALMOST READY!!! HOPE THE OTHER SCROLLTEXT ARE COOL!!! I KNOW ALREAD THAT BAZZ HIS TEXT IS LAME!!(SORRY SPIEKER BUT I THINK IT)...THE DEMO IS COOL DON'T YOU THINK... GREAT JOB FALCO!! I SAW A DEMO FROM STARFIRE INC A LONG TIME AGO I THINK IT'S COOL GUYS,KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK! NOT THE BAD WORK HCA,NOW I KNOW WHY TOM IS ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT YOU.... HEY TRIAD,WERE ARE YOU??? I THINK THE NUMBER ONE OF THE HITLIST HAS TO BE 'FANTASY CRACKING SERVICE' THEY CRACK MORE THEN TRIAD!!! THAT'S ONLY MY OPINION GUYS!! HI COCO,STILL WORKING HARD AFTER A BREAK!! BETTER TO DO SOMETHING THEN BE LAME!! YOU KNOW WATH FF HCA WROTE ON AN ENVELOPE :FF THE SPRITE MASTER... IF YOU ARE A SPRITE MASTER WHY DO YOU ALWAYS TAKE ROUTINES FROM OTHER GUYS(BB,THE SHADOWS) I AM READY I THINK SOO SEE YOU ALL ON THE PHONE OR ON A MEETING ....... YEP,THIS IS RUUD WRITING HIS PERSONAL TEXT!THIS TEXT CONTAINS:A LOT OF BULLSHIT,MESSAGES AND SOME FUCKINGS!! NICE DEMO ISN'T IT???I THINK IT'S COOOOOLLL!!THERE THEY COME,THE MESSAGES!!! FIRST TO HCA.......HEY,YOU ARE REALLY A FUCKING LAMER,PIMP AND AN ASSHOLE!TELLING SHIT ABOUT OUR COPY-PARTY!HOW DARE YA!!IF I WERE YOU,I WON'T TRY IT AGAIN!AFTER HE CAME SIX HOURS TOO LATE,THEY(PACO,GER-JAN,ART ETC.) WENT TO GER-JANS PLACE!HE TOLD PACO THAT HE HAD 150 CONTACTS AND NO SPEEDDOS!FUNNY ISN'T IT??BUT HE HAVEN'T MADE HIMSELF(IF HE HAD HE'LL BE MUCH UGLIER!) SO NOT HIS FAULT!!???? HI RON(HTL):YOU DIDN'T SENT MUCH LATELY!!I HOPE YOU AREN'T GETTING LAME!!I THINK IT'S QUIT A JOB TO MAKE 32 BLOCKS OF TEXT!THAT'S BAD LUCK FOR ME,COZ I'VE ONLY GOT 1 HOUR TO MAKE IT!(ZO NIET DAN TOCH!) GREETINGS TO(NO NOT MY CONTACTS,ONLY SOME COMPAGNIES!):PTT(FOR GETTING LAME!),SEAMAN(HCA CAN NOW BUY HIS CLOSE VERY CHEAP!),COMMODORE(FOR MAKING THE AMIGA) AND THAT WAS IT!IF YA WANNA CONTACT ME FOR ALMOST ANY PURPOSE,CALL HOLLAND:071-896162(RUUD) MY ADRESS IS:TDT,ENGELENDAAL 14,2353MA IN LEIDERDORP (HOLLAND!) NOTE TO (ALMOST) EVERYBODY:WE NEED 1 OR 2 MEMBERS,SO IF YOU ARE IN A FAMOUS GROUP,YOU HAVE A LOT OF CONTACTS CALL ME....MAYBE YOU MAY JOIN US!! WHY IS THE DREAM TEAM SOOOOOOO COOOOOOOOLLLLLLL??????? 1)WE ARE VERY FAST! 2)WE'VE A LOT OF FRIENDS! 3)WE NEVER USE NAMES,SO IT'S NOT LIKE HOTLINE(PAR EXAMPLE:SH,SLH) 4)WE'VE GOT GOOD PROGAMMERZZZ (LOOK AT THIS...COOOOOOLLLL) IF YA WANNA MEET THE ALREADY FAMOUS 'THE DREAM TEAM' GO TO VENLO!!IF YA CAN SUPPLY ORIGINALS,CONTACT US!! YEP,ANOTHER MESSAGE!!THIZZ TIME TO MICHAEL FROM ANTI PROTECTION GROUP!!HEY MICHAEL,DON'T CALL PACO SOOOO OFTEN!I'M GETTING SICK OF IT!!!!(I'M AT PACOOOOOOOZZZZ PLACE VERY OFTEN!!) A LITTLE WARNING:DON'T DO IT AGAIN!AND DON'T SPREAD RUMORS,OK??COZ IF YOU DOOOOOO WE'LLLLL DESTROY YOU!!!A WEEK AGO A FUNNY THING DID HAPPEN!!THERE WAS POST FROM HCA...HE ASKED WHY PACO DIDN'T SENT TO HIM ANYMORE??? ANOTHER FUNNY THING:A MONTH AGO,TERMINAL CALLED PACO,I TOOK THE PHONE HE ASKED:HOW BIG IS YOUR RASTER-INTERRUPT???I SAID:I THINK YOU HAVE THAT BLACK BOOK:MACHINE CODE FOR BEGINNERZZZ!NOT A SMART GUY!! NO MORE FUNNY THINGS NOW,OK???!!IF I'M RIGHT,WE'LL SPREAD THIS DEMO ON THE DAY OF VENLO!!HAVE YOU SEEN OUR NEW INTRO YET???I HAVEN'T,COZ IT ISN'T FINISHED YET!!THIZZZ IS REALLY A SHIT DAY,COZ TONIGHT I HAVE TO TRAIN!!THAT'S BAD LUCK(ZO NIET DAN TOCH!!) I HAVEN'T GOT TIME FOR THAT!! OOPS,I FORGOT SOMETHING TO TELL YA!!!!PLEASE,LAMERZZZ!!DON'T SENT TO ME,SENT TO GER-JAN!!OK????HMMMM,ALREADY TIRED???I'M NOT COZ IT'S 4:00 PM!!OOPZZZ FAN-PHONE!!HOLD ON FOR A MOMENT!! YEP,I'M BACK AGAIN!!IT WAS A FUCKING LAMER!!NO A MESSAGE TO A LOCAL LAMER!!!HIS NAME IS.....THERE IT COMES............HOLD ON...........ANDRE THE GIANT.......HOW DOES HE LOOK LIKE???A LITTLE GUY,UGLY,BIG NOSE,ETC.(I THINK YOU KNOW THAT KIND OF TYPE! IF NOT,YOU KNOW NOW!) OOPPZZZ I FORGOT THE MESSAGE:HI LITTLE(SOMETHING IN DUTCH OK??)VUILE TERING TYFUS KANKER DEU BAARDJE,NEVER CALL US AGAIN,IF YOU DO,SELF-DESTRUCTION WILL FOLLOW!(ZO NIET DAN TOCH!!) SLOWER,SLOWER THAT SCROLL!!THERE'S ONLY ONE PROBLEM!I CAN'T DO THAT FOR YOU!USE YOU JOYSTICK,GO TO MINE SCROLL,GO TO SPEED AND PUSH THE BUTTON SEVERAL TIMES!!GO TO MUSIC AND PLAY MY FAVOURITE MUSIC:INTERNATIONAL KARATE!COOL GAME!!MY RECORD IS:THE GREEN BELT(I'M NOT SO GOOD IN KARATE GAMES!) YEP,I'VE WRITTEN 13 BLOCKS OF TEXT!!THAT'S SHIT!!LET'S DRINK SOMETHING!!HOLD ON!! SO,I'VE GIVEN YOU SOME TIME TO DRINK A DRINK YOURSELVES!!! HI LITTLE RED FRIEND!!!(JASPER,THE ULTIMATE CRACKERZZZ) DON'T YOU EVER GET ANGRY,THAT THEY CALL YOU:RED DEVIL,FIRE-TOWER,RED ASSHOLE AND.........................FILL IN YOURSELF!IF THEY SAID SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO ME....I'LL.......FILL IN YOURSELF!I'VE JUST SEEN PREDATOR (ON VIDEO) REALLY COOLL MAN!GREAT MOVIE!! ABOUT 3 WEEKS,I'LL GO TO THE MOVIE..WHO'S THAT GIRL FROM MADONNA!I'VE SEEN SOME PARTS OF IT ON TELEVISION,COOOLLLL! MESSAGE TO TOM/NEW EDITION:GOOD GOING,DESTROY HCA! TONIGHT,THIZZ DEMO WILL BE FINISHED!!WE'VE ALL SEEN IT!BUT NOT THE FINAL VERSION(INCLUDING FIVE PERSONAL TEXTS AND SPEECH!!) HUMMMM!WHAT KIND OF BULLSHIT SHAL I TELL YA!???!? YEP,THE STORY OF 'THE DREAM TEAM' THE BEGINNING........IN LEIDEN THERE WERE THREE GROUPS......TEC,DCC,TNG,MCC....I WAS MEMBER OF DCC,PACO WAS MEMBER OF TEC,GERARD-JAN WAS TNG AND BAZZ AND FALCO WERE MEMBERS OF MCC!!ONE DAY DCC JOINED TEC!WE SAID TO EACHOTHER:WE NOT ASK GER-JAN,IF HE WANTS TO JOIN TEC!WE ASKED IT AND HE SAID YES,OFCOURSE!!THREE GROUPS WERE TOGETHER!!AFTER TWO WEEKS,WE DECIDED TO CHANGE OUR NAMES INTO.....YEP......THE DREAM TEAM.....TDT WAZZZ BORN (TO BE FAMOUS!) AFTER 2 MONTHS BAZZ AND FALCO JOINED US AND WE WERE THE ONLY SUCCESFULL GROUP IN LEIDEN!!AND BE BECAME FAMOUS!!AND NOW WE'RE ONE OF THE FASTEST GUYS IN THE WORLD!! AND THAT WAS THE STORY ABOUT THE DREAM TEAM!YEP!!WOOPZZZ MY BRAINS ARE GETTING HOT!!BAD SIGN!I THINK I HAVE TO STOP NOW,I HAVE TO TRAIN(AS I TOLD YOU BEFORE) AND I'LL FINISH THE TEXT AT PACOOZZ PLACE,OK????ROGER,CLEAR FOR TAKE-OFF!!SEE YOU! YEP,I'M NOW AT PACOZZZZ PLACE......WE'VE JUST GOT RENEGADE FROM WIZAX BY EXPRESS MAIL! FALCO IS NOW WATCHING A DEMO ON THE AMIGA!! IN HEADQUARTERS ARE NOW:ME(YEAAH),PEECO,FALCO AND GER-JAN.......THEY ARE NOW TALKING ABOUT FALCOZZZ BROTHER....PACO TOLD HIM THAT HE WAS A 'SCHEDEL' AND HE ANSWERED:I'LL GET YA!I FINK RENEGADE IS COOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL!YOU HAVE TO PLAY IT WITH TWO JOYSTICKS!I FINK I'LL MAKE RENEGADE+++ INSTEAD OF THE WIZAX VERSION:RENEGADE+ THE MUSIC IS UNAFORTUNATELY BAD!!PACOOZZZ IS NOW CALLING JHONNY FROM THE LAST SCIENCE(WE THINK WE ARE THE ONLY ONE IN HOLLAND WHO HAVE 'RENEGADE' (ON THIS MOMENT OFCOURSE!!)) HOLD ON FOR A SECUND,I'LL GO DOWNSTAIRS!I WANNA HEAR THE CALL!! HAVE YOU PLAYED SUBBATTLE YET???REALLY COOOOOLLLLL!THE ONLY PROBLEM IS,YOU HAVE TO KNOW HOW IT WORKS!!THERE'S ONLY ONE BUG IN IT!!WHEN YOU GO TO YOUR BASE IN ITALY,YOU'LL GET THE MESSAGE:YOU'RE BACK AT YOUR BASE IN 'PEARL HARBOUR' BUT,IT'S REALLLYYY COOOOOOLLLL!!HOW MANY BLOCKS??25 BLOCKS!!IF YA WANNA READ THIS WHOLE TEXT,YOU HAVE TO READ A LITTLE BIT LONGER(I FINK).........THERE IT IS...MY PERSONAL TOP 5 MUSIC!!! ON NUMBER FIVE)ARKANOID(MARTIN GALWAY) ON NUMBER FOUR)BREAKER(I DON'T KNOW WHO!!) 3)THE LAST NINJA(BEN DAGLISH ON NUMBER TWO)MEGA APOCALYPSE(ROB HUBBARD) AND ON NUMBER ONE........YEP.......GAME OVER(MARTIN GALWAY) REALLY A COOL SOUND!!GOOD DRUMS!I CAN PROGAM 'SOUNDMONITOR' A BIT..BUT I CAN NEVER MAKE SOMETHING LIKE THAT!!REALLLYY OURAGOUS!HELLO DAVE(TWR).....ABOUT 4 WEEKS WE'LL GO TO YOUR PLACE AND THAT WORDT ZUIPEN EN VRETEN!!(GNAP GNAP!!) I'VE NOTHING MORE TO SAY TO YA GUYS SO I'LL GIVE YOU MY PERSONAL GAME TOP FIVE!!ON NUMBER FIVE)DESTROYER(EPYX) ON NUMBER FOUR)GREEN BERET(IMAGINE) ON NUMBER THREE)ARKANOID(IMAGINE) ON NUMBER TWO)CALIFORNIA GAMES(EPYX) AND ON NUMBER ONE........SUBBATTLE(OFCOURSE!!!) HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEW ALBUM OF MICHAEL JACKSON YET???IT'S REALLY COOL,ESPECIALY THE SONG 'BAD' BUT THE ALBUM IS NOT AS GOOD AS THRILLER!!NO WAY!I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO GO TO VENLO!I'VE HEARD THAT PAL WILL COME AND MUCH MORE GUYS!! COOL DEMO ISN'T IT!!WE NEVER USE NAMES,BUT THIS IS REALLY A MASTERPIECE OF 'FALCO' GREAT JOBBBBB!!!!IF YOU CAN PROGA,M SOUNDMONITOR VERY WELL!CONTACT ME:071-896162(HOLLAND!)IF YOU CAN'T AND YOU ARE A LAMERZZ,THEN DON'T!!IF YOU SENT ME A DISK,AND THERE IS LAME STUFF ON IT,YOU CAN SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR DISK!!OFCOURSE YOU MAY DO IT!I'M OUT OF DISKS!!SO I REALLY THINK I HAVE TO STOP NOW,COZ I HAVE TO GO HOME AND I HAVE TO MAKE A LOT OF HOMEWORK!LET'S COUNT....YEP...SEE YA! OOPZZZ I'VE JUST HEARD THAT THE OTHER MEMBERS HAVE CALLED LUKE/1001...HE SAID:I CAN'T UNDERSTAND THAT PEOPLE SWAP WITH YOU GUYZZ,YOU DON'T EVEN CRACK!!!WELL SON,LET ME TELL YOU THIZZZ:YOU DON'T CRACK YOURSELF!!AND YOU ARE LAME,SO FUCK OFF!!WHY DO YOU THINK THAT PEOPLE WANNA SWAP WITH US???WE ARE REALLY FAST!!KEEP THAT IN MIND FRIENDS!!!!BYE BYE BYE BYE!!! WELL NOT QUITE THE END....THE RECORD WILL BE 160 BLOKS, AND THERFORE 32 LETTER HAVE STILL TO BE TYPED IN..NOW: BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! AAAHHH,HERE I AM:BAS OF THE DREAM TEAM. YES,YOU ARE READING THE TEXT OF ONE OF THE TWO ACE-PROGRAMMERS IN OUR TEAM!!! USUALLY,WE DON'T PUT OUR NAMES IN THE DEMOS,COZ WE PRESENT OURSELVES AS A TEAM!!! BUT, THIS TIME, WE DO!! YOU MIGHT NEVER HAVE HEARED OF ME,BUT I'M SURE YOU HAVE SEEN SOME OF THE DEMOS I MADE FOR THE COOL DREAM TEAM!! PROBABLY, YOU ARE A FAN OF ME NOW!! SO, WRITE YOUR FANMAIL TO: BAS KLAAYSEN. WELTERDREEF 153. 2253LJ VOORSCHOTEN. HOLLAND. FOR FANPHONE CALL: 071-768620. DON'T THINK I AM PROUD (HAUGHTY) OF MYSELF,COZ I AM NOT!!!!! I STILL HAVE TO WRITE ABOUT 7500 BYTES OF TEXT NOW, SO IT MIGHT GONNA BE VERY HARD FOR ME. AS YOU MAYBE KNOW,THIS DEMO CONTAINS 40000 BYTES OF TEXT. (EVERYONE WRITES 8000 BYTES). I HAVE ALREADY SAID THAT WE NEVER PUT NAMES AND PERSONAL THINGS IN OUR DEMOS. BUT I AM GLAD WE CAN DO IT FOR THIS TIME. NOW IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT I WRITE A STUPID TEXT. STILL READING? OK, NOW I'M SURE YOU ARE A FAN OF ME! (HIHI). EARLIER, I CALLED MYSELF (TOGETHER WITH A FEW FRIENDS): DR.BRAIN. BUT I'M GLAD I AM A DREAM-TEAM-MEMBER NOW, COZ WE REALY WERE NOT FAMOUS THESE DAYS. I STILL HAVEN'T FINISHED MY GAME YET. I HAVEN'T WORKED ON IT FOR A FEW MONTHS NOW. BUT I HOPE I AM GONNA FINISH IT SOON, AND SELL IT TO A SOFTWAREHOUSE (I AM ALREADY HAPPY IF MASTER TRONIC BUYS IT). A FEW WEEKS AGO, FALCO (FROM THE DREAM TEAM) BOUGHT A MOPED FOR 1300 GULDENS. ONE DAY LATER, THERE WAS A MEETING IN THE HAGUE (DEN HAAG). FALCO AND I WENT TO THAT MEETING BY OUR MOPEDS. BUT HALF AWAY, HIS MOPED BROKE,SO NO PARTY. BUT I HAD TO TAKE HIS MOPED (ZUNDAPP) HOME WITH MY LITTLE PUCH!! A FEW DAYS LATER, A FRIEND OF HIM CRASHED WITH HIS MOPED WITH A SPEED OF ABOUT 100 KM/H, SO NO MOPED!!! (GNIFFEL, GNA,GNA,GNA!!). SORRY FALCO, BUT I HAVE TO FILL THESE 8000 BYTES!!. LAST WEEK PACO,FALCO AND GERJAN 'SLEPT'AT PACOS PLACE. NOBODY COULD SLEEP, COZ PACO SNORED VERY LOUD.(EVEN GERJAN,WE CALL HIME NOSE BECAUSE OF HIS BIG NOSE, DID'NT SNORE SO LOUD!). NOW A FEW JOKES TO MAKE PACO ANGRY (HE NEVER LIKES MY 'JOKES'). OK: 5678 HAAL DIE STOK UIT MIJN REET. (READ 5678 IN ENGLISH). ACE, ACE, ACE, FACLO HAS A BABY FACE. HEUS, HEUS, HEUS, GERJAN HEEFT EEN GROTE NEUS. (IN ENGLISH: OAS, OAS, OAS, GERJAN HAS A BIG NOSE)!! WAT IS HET VERSCHIL TUSSEN 1 EN 3? ANTW.: IK BEN NORMAAL EN JULLIE NIE. HA HA HA HA!!!! HI HI HO HO!!!(GNOMPF!!!) OK. NOTE FROM THE WHOLE DREAM TEAM TO THE LAMERS: WE ONLY SEND YOUR DISKS BACK IF YOU SEND US EXTRA STAMPS, COZ IT WOULD BE TOO EXSPENSIVE FOR US. AND WE DONT'NT LIKE IT IF YOU SAY THINGS LIKE: STUUR EFFE WAT NIEUWE OP.(ENGLISH: JUST SEND SOME NEW STUFF). LAST WEEK I GOT A DEMO FROM ONE OF THE BIGGEST LAMERS IN HOLLAND (HE STILL PLAYS GAMES LIKE MR.ROBOT,WORKS WITH TAPE WITHOUT TURBO ETC). THIS GUY WROTE A 'SEXDEMO'. LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT IT: LIST 10 PRINT "THIS IS A SEXDEMO" <-> 20 PRINT "I HOPE YOU LIKE IT". <-> 30 PRINT "GREETINGS TO ALL MY GIRLFRIENDS" <->40 END <-> READY. THIS DEMO WAS 'ONLY' 109 BLOCKS LONG!! (HE HAS NEVER HEARED ABOUT A CRUNCHER). NOTE TO DELTA FROM SCOOP: WE HAVE'NT STOLEN YOUR ABBREVIATION, AND DON'T CALL US 'LAMERS' AGAIN!! I AM NOT SITTING VERY COMFORTABLE BEHIND MY COMPUTER. I AM STILL SITTING ON A SLEDGE BECAUSE A CHAIR IS NOT LOW ENOUGH FOR THE LITTLE CUPBOARD, ON WHICH MY TV,DRIVE AND COMMIE ARE STANDING. EVERYBODY WHO COMES HERE, HAS PAIN IN HIS BACK WITHIN A FEW MINUTES!! (I AM USED TO IT NOW!). WE, FROM THE DREAM TEAM COPY EVERYTHING, WHICH IS COPYABLE! FOR INSTANCE: SOFTWARE, MUSIC TAPES (EVERY MONTH WE HAVE THE DUTCH HITPARADE), BOOKS ETC..... BUT MUSIC TAPES AND BOOKS ARE TOO EASY, COZ YOU CAN'T CRACK THAT STUFF!!! HEY BRAM (ONE OF OUR AMIGA SWAPPERS), I AM STILL WAITING FOR A DEMO FROM YOU ON THAT MAGIC MACHINE!. LAST HOLIDAY, I HAVE CAMPED OUT WITH A FEW FRIENDS FROM SCHOOL. I AND STEVE BECAME DRUNK ON THE CAMPING (AFTER 1 BOTTLE OF BACARDI RUM!). SOMEONE TOOK A PICTURE OF US WHILE WE WERE SINGING AND DANCING AROUND A BURNING CANDLE!!!! WE WERE REALLY ASHAMED OF OURSELVES, WHEN WE SAW THAT PHOTO!! THEY ALSO TOOK A FEW PICTURES WHEN WE WERE SLEEPING: STEVE REALLY LOOKED LIKE A LITTLE BABY, WITH BLACK HAIR ON IT'S HEAD!!! I THING IT'S BETTER, I DON'T TELL HOW I LOOKED LIKE! (AHUM!) AT THE MOMENT I SHOULD DO MY HOMEWORK BUT THIS TEXT HAS TO BE FINISHED TOMORROW. BY THE WAY, I CAN'T REMEMBER A DEMO, CONTAINING AS MUCH TEXT AS THIS ONE. IF YOU HAVE A LONGER ONE, SEND IT TO US! I STILL HAVE'NT MENTIONED RUUD FROM THE DREAM TEAM. SORRY RUUD, BUT I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY ABOUT YOU! BUT OK, I WILL SAY SOMETHING ABOUT YOU: RUUD ALSO IS A PROGRAMMER OF OUR TEAM! OF COURSE NOT THE ACE PROGRAMMER, COZ I AM!! (MAYBE FALCO TOO!) I STILL HAVE ABOUT 2800 BYTES TO WRITE SOME RUBBISH. EVERY DAY, SCHOOL BECOMES MORE BORING. AND I STILL HAVE 1.5 YEARS TO GO. I REALLY HOPE I'M GONNA MAKE IT! MY MOTHERS DOES'NT WANT ME TO PLAY WITH THE COMPUTER WHEN I HAVE TO DO HOMEWORK. SO, EVERY WEEK SHE GETS MY VIDEO CABLE, BUT SHE DOESN'T KNOW I HAVE 2 OF THEM!!( HI HI HI). I REALLY CAN'T LEAVE MY COMPUTER (DAYS OR NIGHTS MAKE NO DIFFERENCE ANYMORE). BUT I DON'T THINK I AM THE ONLY ONE. EVERY DREAM-TEAM-MEMBER HAS THIS DISEASE. HEY FALCO, WHEN DO YOU GIVE ME THE ASSAMBLER, YOU GOT FROM TMC? I DON'T LIKE THIS POWER-CARTRIDGE MONITOR ANYMORE! BY THE WAY, I HAVE CRACKED THIS WHOLE CARTRIDGE. YOU CAN COPY IT INTO THE MEMORY WITH A LITTLE INTERRUPT ROUTINE, AND SAVE IT!! I THINK I AM GONNA LEAVE HOLLAND WHEN I HAVE FINISHED SCHOOL. THE WEATHER HERE IN HOLLAND IS REALLY TERRIBLE. IT'S RAING AGAIN OUTSIDE!!! SINCE A FEW WEEKS, I HAVE WORKED BY AN OLD LADY TO EARN SOME MONEY. THAT LADY IS VERY RICH, BUT SHE DOESN'T PAY VERY MUCH (ONLY 5 GULDENS AN HOUR). I HAD TO REPAIR A TYRE OF A WHEELBARROW FOR HER.(SHE PROMISED ME 5 GULDENS EXTRA FOR IT). AFTER PUMPING A FEW MINUTES, IT WAS FIXED AGAING! (NET GOED VOOR DIE OUWE WREK!!!). FROM HER GARDENER I HEARED SHE HAD WORKED TOGETHER WITH THE GERMANS IN WORLD WAR II. I REALLY THINK I'M GONNA BURN THAT LADY ONE DAY!!! HEY THE PHONE IS RINGING: BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA, GNOMPF, GRRRRRR!!!! BANG!!! SHIT, AGAING SUCH A LAMER! NEXT WEEK WE HAVE A PROGRAM TO CALL FREE TO OTHER COUNTRIES IN THE WORLD, SO WE GONNA MAKE LONG PHONECALLS WITH OUR CONTACTS ABROAD. IF I TALK ABOUT COMPUTERS IN SCHOOL, EVERBODY SAYS: WHEN DO YOU STOP WITH THAT TERRIBLE AND STUPID HOBBY OF YOU? BUT IF I SHOW THEM THINGS ON THE COMPUTER, THEY THINK: JESUS, WHAT AN INCREDIBLE NICE HOBBY. I THINK THEY ARE JUST JEALOUS. MANY OF YOU MAYBE THINK: BASIC IS VERY EASY. BUT NO WAY MAN! A FEW MONTHS AGO I WORKED ON AN IBM COMPUTER IN QUICKBASIC. SINCE THEN, I HAVE REALISED THAT BASIC CAN BE PRETTY DIFFICULT. I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF JOB I WANT AFTER I HAVE FINISHED MY SCHOOL (MAYBE I AM FIRST GOING TO STUDY SOMETHING) OH, SHIT I AM BECOMING TOO SERIOUS! AT THE MOMENT THAT I AM WRITING THIS TEXT, I DON'T KNOW WHAT GERJAN,FALCO,PACO AND RUUD HAVE WRITTEN IN THEIR TEXTS. I HOPE THEY DON'T HAVE WRITTEN LAME THINGS ABOUT ME. (AT THE MOMENT YOU ARE READING THIS TEXT, I MIGHT HAVE KILLED THEM ALREADY). JOKIE... A SHIT, MY MOTHER IS COMING UPSTAIRS AND I AM AFRAID SHE HAS NOTICED THAT I HAVE A SECOND VIDEO-CABLE. BANG: HEY !!!! AAAHHHH!!! *SDKJUUUUUURRRRRRRGGGGGG AAHHUUUUAAAA, KLING, BANG, PLOF BOINK!! SO, I HAVE THROWN HER OUT OF THE WINDOW. BUT I'M GONNA STOP NOW,COZ I HAVE REACHED MY 8000 BYTES. BY FANZZ! SORRY BAS... A BIT OF IN-WRITING FROM FALCO....WE SAID WE WOULD WRITE 160 BLOKS, AND YOU WROTE $90 BYTES TO LESS...NOW IT IS FILLED! SO BYYYYEE! OK LET'S BEGIN MAY I INTRODUCE MYSELF (OFCOURSE) YOHO I'M GERJAN I'M 17 YEAR OLD SO I'M WITH FALCO THE OLDEST MEMBER OF THE DREAM TEAM (HOW OLDER HOW SMARTER) ISN'T THAT RIGHT FALCO I KNOW HE'LL AGREE WITH ME BECAUSE HE'S ALSO 17 NOW YA ALL ARE JUMPING UP AND DOWN IN YOUR CHAIR (ASSUMING YOU'RE RICH ENOUGH TO BUY ONE) TO KNOW MY LENGTH WELL I'LL TELL YA I'M 1.97 MTR WHOOPS I'M A REAL COMPUTERJUNK SO WATCH OUT! HEY I'LL BET YA ALL WANNA KNOW WHO MAKES THE GREAT DISKCOVERS FOR THE DREAM TEAM WE'LL IT'S ME BUT THERE ARE A LOT OF NEW DISKCOVERS COMING UP FOR EXAMPLE: A SMASHING GIRL OUT THE PLAYBOY OR PENTHOUSE (WHO CARES) , SOME WAR PICTURES , SOME STRIPPICTURES AND A LOT'S MORE . BY THE WAY I'VE SEEN A GREAT DISKCOVER OF THE LIGHTFORCE I ONLY LIKE DISKCOVERS IF THEY'RE ARE THEY MADE IT THEMSELVES BECAUSE EVERYBODY CAN COPY SOME NICE PICTURES OUT OF A MAGAZINE BUT I DRAW THE PICTURES WITH A PEN AND THAT'S TOUGH BECAUSE I CAN'T MAKE ANY MISTAKE THEN OH BEFORE I FORGET IT THANKS FOR YOUR CARD WARRIORS OF DARKNESS/ALEX I'LL TELL EVERYBODY WHAT WAS ON IT : HELLO SUNNY GREETINGS FROM MALLORCA/SPAIN TO THE DREAM TEAM! HOT SUN (WOW) COLD BEER (WOW!) PRETTY,NUDE,GIRLIES (JUM-JUM) BYE ALEX,WOD THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WROTE KIND OF FUN! TOMORROW WE'RE GONNA WATCH VIDEO WITH THE WHOLE DREAM TEAM SOME HARD PORNO , ACTION , A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO GET KILLED ,AND SO ON WE'LL HIRE ABOUT 10 FILMS AND WATCH IT CONSTANTLY WELL IT'S WEEKEND TOMORROW SO IT'S NO PROBLEM (HE BAZZZ) NOW SOMETHING ELSE HEY RADWAR WHY DON'T YOU SEND ME ANYTHING IF YOU CRACKED A GAME NOW A MESSAGE TO TCS TELL ASK YOUR FRIENDS (STOAT&TIM) TO MAKE SOME MORE GOOD STUFF THERE PICTURESHOW WAS ONE OF THE BEST I'D EVER SEEN IN MY GODDAMN' LIFE HEY MSK GOOD LUCK INTO YOUR NEW GROUP I BELIEVE IT WAS CALLED ANCOR STARLINE (THE RUBBER ONE) WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH YOUR GROUP THEY'RE ALL RUNNING AWAY FROM YOU? HEY SOFTRUNNER SEND ME YOUR PICTURESHOW (I'LL KEEP ASKING HIM THIS BUT HE THINKS IT'S TOO MUCH SHIT TO SPREAD IT) 1001 CREW NO MORE NONSENSE (WHO'S LAME) HEY JASPER THE RED HAIRED (ON THE 64 THE ULTIMATE CRACKER & ON AMIGA THE THIRD WAVE) WHAT ABOUT ALL THE PICTURES I MADE ON YOUR PACKAGES (HEHEHE) I SHOULD HAVE MADE THEM ON THE COMPUTER SO THAT EVERYBODY COULD ENJOY FROM IT (GOOD OLD RED-HAIRED FRIEND) SORRY THAT I'LL ALWAYS MISS YOU WHEN YOU COME TO US BUT I'LL JUST DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU'RE RED FACE (FROM ANGER) AND ON YOU'RE HEAD THE SAME COLOR THE NEXT ENVELOPE WILL BE ORANGE AND THEN I'LL WRITE ON IT SORRY THEY HADN'T YOUR COLOR AND THE NEXT THAT FOLLOWS WILL BE RED AND THEN YOU CAN READ(ASSUMING YOU CAN) :HOPE THIS ONE SUITS BETTER ! THIS WAS ALL MENT FRIENDLY JASPER KNOWS IT HE ONCE MADE A PICTURE ABOUT ME IT WAS JUST TERRIBLE (I CAN GIVE YOU SOME LESSONS IN DRAWING JAPSER $10 EACH HOUR) - AND NOW SOMETHING ABOUT THAT STUPID AFBS IF YOU DON'T LIKE JOHN THEN WHY THE HELL ARE YA INSULTING HIS MAM AND ALL OF THE LAST SCIENSE (GOT IT HOTLINE,TMC/SCOOP,1001 AND THE OTHERS I FORGOT) HOW WOULD U LIKE IT IF THEY CALLED YOUR MOTHER NAMES (MUST I SPELL THIS OR DID IT ARRIVED IN YOUR BRAINS) SO FOR COMMENTS YOU CAN CALL ME (0)1718-30626 HOLLAND / GERJAN (MY NAME SUCKERS,BY THE WAY GET SUCKED) ALLRIGHT - FALCO IN-WRITING! WE NEED 160 BLOKS, AND YOU MY FRIEND, WERE AGAIN SO LAME TO WRITE 30 BLOKS! SO...I AM IN-WRITING TO UPDATE TO 32 BLOKS! YOU KNOW, 5*32=160, AND 4*32+30=158 !!!!!!SO......THEN I WILL GIVE YOU THE NOTE THAT I DON'T LIKE IN-WRITING, BUT I JUST HAVE TO DO WHAT I HAVE TO DO....LIKE COPYING RENEGADE FOR RUUD......I HOPE THAT I CAN FIND THE (LAME) TEXT OF BAZ, CAUSE I MAY HAVE LOST IT! SOO.....JUST ABOUT 1 BLOK LEFT TO FILL.......GERJAN....PLEASE NEXT TIME, DELIVER! DELIVER 32 BLOKS THAT IS! I HOPE DEAR READER, THAT YOU DON'T THINK THIZ IZ LAME, AS IT IS....BUT IT JUST GO TO BE DONE (SOMEBODY ALWAYS MUST DO THE DIRTY WORK!) WELL..100 LETTERS LEFT.....START WITH SAYING GOODBYE FROM GERJAN AND FALCO...FOR SHORT OFF-COURSE! BYYYE! D -